cockmance
a c-ckmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being h-m-s-xual for a straight man. it is the next step after a bromance.
“yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding sh-t to each other every now and then, whats up with that?”
response- “nah its cool, we’re not gay. we just got a mean c-ckmance goin on”
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