verb. to look at a dude’s w-ng at any time. made famous by comedian mike mackenzie.
in the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. at this point, you would say, “aw, i just got c-cksniped”
a flap of excess skin that hangs below the -ss crack. stephans ciltushi hurt after he took a huge dump.
clacktop is a type of s&m it is when the more domineering half of the realtionship straps their partner to a bed and hires a monkey to bite his/her nipples. this will send an -rg-sm to the other body, endorphins, these chemicals get released into the air, causing the monkey to act as if drunk, […]
so lame that it hurts. person 1: hey, man, jo called for you. person 2: jo who? person 1: jo mama person 2: that was so f-cking lurt, man.
term used to describe the combination of oxycontin and heroin. “man i think we have a crisis” “what?” “i think i loset my heroin oxy combo” “so you mean ur o-henry” a s-xual act performed using a v-g-n-l speculum. the partner, male or female, opens the v-g-n-. the receiving partner holds the speculum while the […]
- Lit Dub
leave. it. to. (double b) beaver. b-tch. lit dub is a corny -ss person (usually white, middle cl-ss, middle aged males) that have white picket fences surrounding their perfectly manicured suburban lawns. they have a wholesome mormon/amish/mr. rogers neighborhood-like quality that seems as if they have jumped right out of an episode of the tv […]