Codfused
to be unsure if you’re getting a stray whiff from a young lady’s undercarriage, or the dumpster from the local seafood restaurant…
“i’m codfused. can’t work out if that fishy stink is the cat’s bowl or stacy’s over-ripe front bottom…”
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