coke fiend
a slave to the white powder that will do just about anything to have more blow. there are c-ke fiends of all social and financial standings. stereotypically young business -ssociates fresh from business school are getting yayed up just to stay at the top of their game. however, there are also broke people who can’t afford yayo and have to commit degrading s-xual favors or larceny.
some goddam c-ke fiend broke into my apartment and stole my sh-t!
someone who is addicted to cocaine.
that c-ke fiend just snorted 20 fat lines!
a person who upsets their girl/boyfriend and/or spoils their social gatherings by either obsessivly attempting to trackdown some cocaine/convince people at the gathering to ‘chip in’ for c-ke, constantly suggesting someone racks up once cocaine has been aquired or by going on about c-ke right after snorting the last line (especially when there is no way of getting anymore. the fiend will often stoop to ‘ringing round for numbers’ often ringing people they know at unreasonalble hours.)
a c-ke fiend might also choose doing c-ke over spending time with their loved ones, looking after loved ones in times of need or missing prior commitments like work or appointments.
a c-ke fiend will usually spend all his/her money on cocaine when they get the chance and they will probably spend money on poor quality or imitation drugs rather than quit while they are ahead.
they will usualy be well into the early stages of adiction and crave it regularly even if they don’t act on it.
-at a house party where everyone is already having a good time-
c-ke fiend “any of you guys wanna chip in for some c-ke?”
friend 1 “i’m okay for c-ke dude. i’ve got beer and a bottle of tequila! you want a shot?”
c-ke fiend “no sweat bro, yeah i’ll have a shot hit me up”
-everyone is laughing and having fun doing shots and dancing-
c-ke fiend “so dude do wanna chip in for some c-ke”
friend 2 “i don’t have much cash bro so i don’t know, maybe another night for sure, plus it’s too late to get any good sh-t now”
c-ke fiend “well how much do you have dude? i can ask marko and lisa if they can chip in and we can get a few bones, what do you say?”
-starts to get awkward and kill the party vibe-
… and so on and so on.
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