Colbert’s Disease
a condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. it was named after a colbert; no relation to stephen colbert.
-in flat monotone- “sorry, i can’t speak with emotion right now, i have the colbert’s disease.”
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