1. (n.) the sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.
note: this is a more severe condition than a m-ffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit “m-ffiny”, but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.
2. (n.) the skin of a woman’s stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.
this condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.
kat: hey jenny, i guess you turned the oven off too early.
jenny: what ever do you mean by that?
kat: you totally have a collapsed soufflé.
– or –
kat: aw, brenda, your baby is so cute.
brenda: whatever, that little -ss gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!
kat: yeah he did. i think it’s dragging on the floor. ::throws up::
– or –
doctor: who the h-ll was eating dessert in my or?!
nurse: um, doctor, that’s the patient.
doctor: by god she’s fat.
– or –
french chef: bon! my finest soufflé is finally ready for le “prime time”!
oaf busboy: ::knocks into table::
french chef: you oaf! get ze h-ll out of my kitchen!
oaf busboy: f-ck you, chef! that thing looks like your mother’s hips!
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