college diagnosis
a fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.
commonly used college diagnosis’s are:
smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.
alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin c to boost your immune system.
“i really feel like sh-t, i have a cold and it won’t go away.”
“why don’t you give yourself a college diagnosis?”
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