colonic
the burning, uncontrollable flow of -ss water and acidic sh-t that exits your colon while burning your -sshole (aka: -ss p-ss). a mixture of this \”-ss p-ss\” and bowl water may also backsplash onto your cheeks…this usually depends on the force of the colonic and consistency of the \”-ss p-ss\”.
the telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably p-ss out of your -ss into your pants.
you will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.
warning: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): burning -sshole (can last for 24 hours), wet -ss cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).
can also be called: explosive diarrhea
dude, i had a colonic yesterday after i ate taco bell for lunch. my -sshole is still on fire!
see colonic irrigation
eeeewwww dude that guy is going in for a colonic.
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