exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.
“get it?! get it?!”
“oh yeah…you can stop comic strip-mining that joke”
- holiday hands
when your hands lose the ability to write, due to a long vacation, which is usually summer break or winter break. charle: aw man, we got an essay when we come back from the break, and we can’t type it out brian: yeah, and it’s gonna be harder since i have holiday hands
(verb) when one of your b-st-rd nosy mysp-ce friends reads your comments and reads your other friend’s responses to gain knowledge in the name of gossip. friend: i know that you’re dating that girl suzy. you: who told you? friend: i saw your mysp-ce. you: have you been commentspying? i’m gonna block you now
the belief that the const-tution is a perfect and totally infallible doc-ment. also the belief that the const-tution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn’t “hurt” anyone else, at least as long it doesn’t seem to hurt anyone else in libs’ eyes. also, they take their interpretation of the […]
- holy dali lama
a word you sust-tute for “holy sh-t!!!” when your talking in a mock indian accent. holy dali lama!!! that man just robbed my liquor store!!!
- cooking books
books black kids never wanted to read. “it’s some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read ’em” -tyler, the creator