concealed bitchery
a practice performed by many girls nowadays. it is characterized by when a girl pretends to be nice on the surface and smiles often, but is a pretentious b-tch underneath that superficial disguise.
james: hey laura, what’s up?
laura: nothing much, what’s up with you? how was that concert last night?
james: it was great! ugh, i don’t know how to do this math problem.
laura: how could you not get this? it’s so easy, lol.
james: oh, ok…
conrad: isn’t laura awesome?
james: no way dude, she practices concealed b-tchery.
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