Congo Bongo


a name for the -ss cheeks of a black woman with a shapely booty that is, or would be, pleasing to touch/spank.
guy 1: d-mn! take a look at the -ss on her.
guy 2: i’d play those congo bongos any day.
when at least two males stick their weiners in each others b-holes and have a conga line. first person is a girl and is called the jipper
me and my friends are going to have a congo bongo.

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