controller match
a wrestling match held commonly in somebodys bas-m-nt in which the first fighter to find the controller and turn on the tv wins.. the one flaw is that the controller is hidden. you may use any weapons in the room
yessir: yo chinapoo controller match?
chinapoo: its on
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