Conversation Voltorb
a move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.
while you’re a piece of sh-t for doing it you still win in the end.
equivalent to using the dark hole card in yu-gi-oh.
dude 1: dude you have to vote. if everyone thought their candidate wouldn’t win how did technical underdogs like jfk win?
dude 2: why? the world’s already predetermined to end. we’re already gonna die in a fiery b-lls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. just like dr. manhattan said “it’s already too late” everything is already too late. seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.
dude 1: whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!
verb form
dude 1: hey bro i just started the paleo diet.
dude 2: why? so you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating gr-ss? what the f-ck is the point? nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you’re fat or not.
dude 1: alright f-ck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?
dude 2: because f-ck you.
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