coonan
someone who hangs arround famous c-nts looking for autographs
look at you there, hanging arroundfamous c-nts looking for autographs, f-ck off and leave us alone.
just a regular ozzie bloke who gets all the roots. need weed give me a call on 0405 010 712
none needed
one who walks arround backwards with their d-ck hanging out, trawling for poofters
i saw you out the front of the brothel when it was closed and doing a c–nan
a total c-nt that looks as if he can be canadian or french. he’s self center and c-cky and has a small p-n-s. he’s some one that will end up alone for ever cause he never gets it in so he hits on every girl he sees. there is also a 98% he’s a pedofile and will follow you home in his car.
speaker a: hi nice to meet you, i’m jill.
speaker b: my name’s mr. c–nan.
speaker a: f-ck….
has a high level of immaturity but because of that he is funny. he is a cheesy c-nt with a new jumper
you!… matt!
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