coot boot
see c-nt punt
just slightly less profane.
mike- hey jim, this girl was being a total b-tch. i was this close to c-nt punting her!
jim- yo man, you can’t say that, my kid sister is right here!
mike- oh, sorry. i mean i was about to coot boot the sl-t.
2 more definitions
v. to deny s-x and expel from sleeping quarters, having led someone on.
n. the act of such a denial and expulsion.
man, i was making out with him on his bed and then out of nowhere he cootbooted me!
to kick a female in the cooter.
“after she slapped me i gave her a good coot boot.”
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