Cortch


major insult. a combination of (c)unt/wh(or)e/bi(tch). a generally disgusting human being who has no excuse to remain on the planet. everyone knows one, everyone hates the one they know!
you f-cking cortch! you gave me herpes!!

ew! did you see vanessa hudgens nude photos? what a cortch!

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