cottage cheese


visible and pr-nounced cellulite
she shouldn’t be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.
a replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. the root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.
tyler- “holy f-ck look at that” (pointing at ugly chick)
alex- “shiiittteee girls gotta nasty -ss case of cottage cheese!”
tyler- “true that mang, true dat”
alex- “wait we’re white………”
tyler- “sh-t…..”
discharge from a woman’s v-g-n- during a yeast infection, resembling cottage cheese. this has nothing to do with cleanliness.
“she needs some monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese.”
the dried c-m taken from scene the scene of cottaging.
the dried c-m looked like cottage cheese.
a woman’s -ss that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
that stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.
some chick b-tch whose hamstrings and -ss look like some no-name cottage cheese.

can usually be -ssociated with m-ffin top
when you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)

yell “cottage cheese” and run away.

no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that “block” from behind…
jenny: baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty

conner: girl, yous a got some cottage cheese all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. peace!
when somethin just aint right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??
shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet dats cottage cheese!!!!

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