couch
where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
after she caught me talking to my ex, i was on the couch.
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your c-ck with her -ss in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
i knew for sure jen wanted to f-ck when she started couching me at lisa’s party
one’s system of morals or beliefs
dude 1: you shouldn’t beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: man, f-ck yo couch, n-gg-.
the second best thing to use next to the bed 😉
lets go have some fun on te couch =d
a piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.
hey, move over so i can sit on the couch.
is it ok if i crash at your place?
sure, you can have the couch.
you don’t have any foot rests?
nah, just prop ’em up on the couch.
i ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.
i couldn’t make it to the bathroom, so i used the couch.
i bought my dog a couch.
a word used to replace words such as “f-ck”, or “sh-t”, and has multiple uses as saying “back off”. or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.
example one
mom: “hey lukas do you ch-r-s”
lukas: “get off my couch mom”
example two
man one: ” i f-cked your mom”
man two: “what the couch”
example three
just use imagination uses are endless
example four
man one:”are you here for the interview?”
man two: “yes”
man three: “sit down on my couch”
referrers to the “sit-able” plateau of an excessively fat booty
“look at the couch on that b-tch!”
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