Council Lifeguard


a tw-t who feels there are smm (so much more) they lifeguard for the goverment, who are left wing extremists. they also watch small children in the kiddies pool.
-man is watching a childs football match of which he has no relation to any players-
trevor: “you such a council lifeguard it’s unreal”
man: it’s true”

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