counter-witticism
a witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.
tom: dude, a drunk could drive better than you
d-ck: oh yeah, tom? in that case you should drive
harry: tom, you got pwned by counter-witticism
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