covert wank


covert w-nk: having a w-nk without getting caught either:
1. because someone else is nearby eg; a woman is making the tea while you’re sitting at the table.
2. because you really shouldn’t be doing it there eg; work.
3. because if your missus finds you looking at other women you’ll get an earfull.

if the person you are trying to hide your w-nk from becomes suspicious, the sp-nk hunt is on. you must find and destroy all evidence before they do or else you’ll be in trouble.
examples of covert w-nks:
1. ‘do you want carrots or not?’
‘no thanks’ (knowing the w-nk was undetected)
2. ‘have you called mr. evans yet?’
‘nope’ (knowing the w-nk was undetected)
3. ‘what’s that magazine?’
‘men’s health’ (knowing it was penthouse magazine)

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