cranalanalitis


derives from the words cranium, meaning ‘head’, and -n-s, meaning ‘-ss’.

a possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one’s head becomes so far up their -ss, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend’s/family’s input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, r-t-rded.
man: “yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying i’m the reason she’s depressed, turned bis-xual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn’t want me ‘to put a bad influence on her kids'”

friend: “wow thats a serious case of cr-n-l-n-litis”

man: “tell me about it…”

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