creepologist
creepology is the scientific study of an organism’s vital functions, including growth and development, breast size, the absorption and processing of s-m-n, the synthesis and distribution of p-n-ses and other organic molecules, the functioning of different cl-toral development stages, and other physical features. creepologists studie the normal mechanical, physical, and biochemical processes of female bodies. all this is subjected to an undercover manner.
abzilla to deltoidasourous: wow look over there at horses dad he’s sitting on a deck chair with a newspaper at this triathlon, in a prime viewing position.
deltoidasourous to abzilla: yep, he sure is a good creepologist. wish i was as skilled as him.
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