1. an ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. a boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago
“maaan, these waves are cretaceous dude. we should split and catch outselves a fresh pie”
that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.
“maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!”
“yo hubert, that’s totally cretaceous!!
something or someone that is too cool for any other word; alternative to saying “cool” because it is over-used
that new franz ferdinand alb-m is cretaceous , man.

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