Crotch Bubble


the type of fart that comes out of your b-tt and travels up through your crotch.
whoa, danny. i just had a crotch bubble!
when the top-front area of a pair of jeans descends below the belt, causing a buildup of denim in the croth region that resembles an erection.
guy1: dude, you’ve got a crotch bubble… snag your b-tton on the top of your belt, that’ll fix it.

guy2: oh snap, you’re right!
the act of blowing bubbles at someone’s crotch and making it sound like the got an std.
i just gave you crotch bubbles with my bubble wond!

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