Crotchkin


a napkin that was once tucked away in your crotch.
i got ketchup all over my new shirt… hurry, hand me that crotchkin!
the act of non-schalantly scoring an awesome view between the legs of a hot (or any) female wearing a skirt while sitting down, with a napkin in her lap. note: you may also call “crotchkins” in the absence of a napkin.
while nick was walking by a young college female at an italian restaurant, he nudged his buddy and called out “crotchkins” upon seeing the 100% white cotton panties peeking out from between her legs.

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