cruise-clause
1. coined as the act of waiting till the last day of a cruise to f-ck someone cause you know you’ll never see them again.
2. a term implemented whenever you bang someone you’ll never have to see again.
1. i almost came home from the cruise dry, so enacted the cruise-clause and got wet with some strange on the way home.
3. they were leaving anyway, so i cruise-claused them both.
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