cum post

another word for a p-n-s. a post (p-n-s) where j-zz is -j-c-l-t-d from.
i got my c-m post out and squirted all over her!
an old and decaying sock sandwich.
“eeeeeew, i just found some c-mpost under dave’s bed!”
a post formation, designed to accommodate the large quant-ties of c-m that a man can produce. the idea is to aim and fire at this -j-c-l-t- column.
i am about to c-m. please hand me the c-m post.

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