Cumnundrum
when you have to think too hard about where to deposit your own s-m-n. or as i like to say: “when you really, really aren’t sure where to put your slick little boys!”.
“she told me she was on the pill, and yet i should have been wearing a condom anyway, and then she kept saying ‘c-m inside me!, c-m inside me!'”. it was quite the c-mnundrum.
example two: i started jerking off watching p-rn in my grandma’s bas-m-nt, and right before i was about to c-m i ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and i realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. dude, it was quite the c-mnundrum.
when two consenting adults opt out of s-x because their kids run in the same circles.
wow. this is hot, but we’re in a serious c-mnundrum. we cannot have s-x. our kids have 8 years of school left together and i’m averse to extended awkwardness.
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