Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

cynical -sshole syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem sh-t and meaningless.

cas usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

it is believed to be linked to the following:

popular culture
f-cking awful hollywood movies
tv shows such as x-factor, i’m a celebrity, big brother and jersey/geordie sh-r-
paris hilton
tv soap operas
justin bieber
having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

ptd (post travel depression)
having sh-tty parents
rebecca black

cas is infectious and can spread to other people. infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current cas sufferer.

in extreme cases cas can develop into gothic syndrome
to think of mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have cynical -sshole syndrome (cas)

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