Dagwood Special
reminiscent of dagwood b-mstead’s famous sandwiches, the dagwood special is when a c-ck, nestled in a hoagie roll (much akin to a sausage in a bun), spreads his partner’s beef curtains. prior to insertion, the man sprays a load of man sauce all over said roast beef (acting as the mayo of the sandwich). upon penetration, the c-ck, hoagie roll, and beef curtains are pressed together thus creating a genitalia sandwich. the act is topped off when the woman inserts an olive into her partner’s sh-t pipe.
guy1: yo brah, how did your date with tiffany go last night?
guy2: yo brah, check it, i gave her the old dagwood special!
guy1: baller, dude!
guy2: yeah, but i still haven’t p-ssed the olive.
guy1: aw sh-t!
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