the small, wrinkled, easily aroused p-n-s of an amputee.
did you see that parapalegic’s shriveled deenis?
a visual aid, in print or digital form, used to generate arousal before and during masturbation. hey man, you’ve got to pick up the latest sports ill-strated swimsuit edition – it’s an entire volume of masturbapics.
1. an aid used in masturbation. 2. someone who helps you m-st-rb-t-. my mom found my masturhelper the other day.
- Maxim Gun
the first recoil-rechambering machinegun, which saw use by the british in their bl–dy quest to exploit and control africa in ye olden times. it was fed by a magazine on top (using gravity to load the next round in after each shot). notorious for its barrel, which was enclosed in a large metal tube filled […]
a sandwich that has such large amounts of mayonnaise on it, that it’s about all you can really taste. not to mention how unhealthy and fattening it is. jim: hey! what are you eating bob? bob: a sandwich, with lots of mayo. jim: looks like a mayo-wich to me.
acronym for “my b-lls are growing.” used to describe feelings of swelling pride upon a great success, epic achievement, or otherwise awesome act. also may be used to describe an incident in which ones b-lls might actually be growing, in which case medical help should be sought immediately. dude, did you see me picking up […]