man is laying face down m-ssage style.
woman reverse 69 so her v-g-n- is on the mans neck.
her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
she proceeds to suck the chode until the b-tthole and b-lls are vacuumed into her mouth.
at this point she windshield wipes the b-lls using her tongue with a left and right motion. at the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. this must all be maintained with extreme suction.
that b-tch was deep choding for hours.
- angry laddy
said with a persian accent, a cool american dude that is moved to anger. i told laddy, “you’re da man, man!” but this just made him an angry laddy.
hourly – adjective – someone who is close to death/on their death bed/sick and with ever declining health which prevents them from completing tasks in a timely fashion famously used in the tv show “archer” *pam delays in hitting cyril and eventually hits him to knock him unconscious* archer: what took you so long? are […]
swable, a street word short for “weed” or “pot” usually used in illegal transactions. do you have the swable?
a big chunk of cats. a cattsyclob is very rare because how often do you see a boulder of cats? if you see one send me a photo! gup was frightened when he saw a huge cattsyclob rolling towards him.
- mcclarence d
when you’re mate runs away from your squad in fortnite and gets obnoxiously and brutally annihilated then has the audacity to complain that there squad are bad teammates for leaving them. the cr-ppy fortnite player: why tf did you leave alone to die there ffs!? logical, good fortnite player: mate, you were the one that […]