deernuts
similar to beernuts but cheaper. they’re just under a buck.
i wanted some beernuts, but only had a dollar. that’s why i got the deernuts they were under a buck!
a lil deer that runs around that you cant see and drinks your gatorade and eats your pizza
hey that little deer nut just drank some of my gatorade!
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