Defunk deligate
the defunk deligate is usually found in the work place posing as aupper management. at first he comes across as your best friend whom is there to help and offers his -ssistance at every turn, but when it’s time to deligate, he is suddenly lost for answers and “missing” at the most crucial times. he is also the king of “p-ssing the buck.”
hey neil, have you seen jimmy our defunk deligate? he promised to help free this uncomfortable pain, right here in my -ss…called an affirmitive shopper!
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