definition a: “when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?”
definition b: “a f-ck-ng c-ck, duh.”
i asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and i gave her my dessert pickle.
a person who places their objections, insecurities, hang ups and issues upon another person therefore preventing that person from reaching their true potential. quite often because they are actually jealous of what that person may achieve. jen would love to give this new venture a go, but her husband is a dreamblocker. she won’t have […]
- silly finger
when someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage. mr. hare: come in for a cup of coffee, boy. kyler: uh, ok. -one hour later- kyler: what did you do to me? mr. hare: i gave you the old silly finger. kyler: you ssson of a bb-tchh
- bit too strawberry
girl, likes a solid fisting sesh in a cafe, skyping lesbians, and iranian c-ck up to and including ahmedinejad. generally an all-round thunderc-nt. “i don’t like miranda… shes a bit too strawberry” ted:”10/10 would bang that chick.” frank:”nah mate, only a 7, she’s a bit too strawberry.”
extraordinary drunk. drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. unable to pace oneself. loss of memory and body functions making one p-ss himself. getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards. once we get to port i am gonna get […]
- trench monkey
term given to underpaid, and over qualified archaeological field technicians who work in cultural resource management). i spent the last eight months as a trench monkey.