extraordinary drunk. drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. unable to pace oneself. loss of memory and body functions making one p-ss himself. getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.
once we get to port i am gonna get so ethanned!

last night i got so ethanned i don’t remember sh-t, not even p-ssing all over myself.

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