Devil’s Threesome
a threesome including one woman and two men.
“jane really got a good workout when d-ck and tom gave her devil’s threesome”
the dreaded threesome involving two guys and one female. god never intended for b-lls to slap b-lls during penetration. sorry ladies but this isn’t socially acceptable hence the name devils threesome
bro 1:im taking back those daps i gave you earlier
bro 2: why man a threesome is a threesome
bro 1: umm we call that a devils threesome may god forgive because im never letting this one go
a ménage à trois in which the ratio of guys to girls partaking in the s-xual experience is 2:1. it is the worst ratio to have in a threesome, except of course 3:0.
tara: “so last night i had a ménage à trois”
sara: “what’s a ménage à trois”
tara: “a threesome.”
sara: “oh!!”
steve: “was it two girls and a guy, or was it a devil’s threesome?”
a threesome that involves two men and one woman. b-lls get entangled, completely the wrong 2:1 ratio of a threesome.
as barney stinson puts it, “thou shall not make eye contact during a devil’s threesome.”
it’s bro code.
-phrase
1. a threesome involving two “horns”
2. a s-xual encounter where a woman has to deal with two c-cks at the same time
3. a sin against g-d (even if you don’t believe in him)
origin:
some sad f-ckers who wanted to claim they had a threesome.
a “dude, i had a threesome last night.”
b “awesome, who with?”
a “cindy and joe”
b “who’s jo? is she fit?”
a “no, joe is a guy”
b “……..”
a “joe is cindy’s ex-boyfriend – it was a devil’s threesome”
b “get the f-ck away from me, loser.”
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