diaperwhipped
the state of being a parent completely dominated and controlled by one’s children. the parental equivalent of p-ssywhipped.
“joe and jane are such diaperwhipped pushovers they pitched a fit when the chef at spago wouldn’t make kraft mac and cheese for their kid.”
to be wildly in love with a baby or young child to the point of absurdity, particularly applied to fathers or uncles with baby girls.
he’s so diaper whipped i saw him wearing a tiara and having imaginary tea with his daughter.
the baby can walk, but they never put her down. boy, are they diaper whipped.
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