Diabacon
it is when you either dont have enough bacon in your body or too much. type a is when you have way too much bacon in your body. as if you had it every day for breakfast and lunch. type b is when you dont get enough bacon in your body and need more of it. all who have type a see your doctor for infomation on how to help you. if you have type b, then eat lots of juicy bacon.
if you have type a diabacon, see your doctor for infomation on how people with type a diabacon can help you. if you have type b diabacon, then eat lots of juicy bacon.
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