dick faced
that stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they’re surprised or shocked.
look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking d-ck faced.
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the result of a party foul, i.e. p-ssing out with your shoes on. d-ck facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large p-n-s drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the -ss, writing “i love p-n-s(s-m-n, c-m, d-ck etc…)”
“dude the new kid p-ssed out in the closet so we all d-ck faced him…too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:”
when you p-ss out at a party and people write graffiti on your body esp. p-n-ses on your face hence d-ckfaced. if you p-ss out on a bed your safe from the d-ckfacing ritual.
person 1: dood he p-ssed out i think we should have d-ckfaced him.
person 2: yeah, but he p-ssed out on a bed. he is in the safe zone.
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