Dick Measuring
when to men are talking, and one trys to one up the other by bragging.
bill: ok i shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
ted: well i killed that one guy back there, remember?
bill: now’s not the time for d-ck measuring!
commonly used when two guys or friends are arguing and one friend brings up a point to counter his friend point, but in theory it is just a stupid and or irrelevant point.
steve: do you ahve any enemies? what about the guys you jipped on the deal..
joe: how did you know about that!?! well what about you and not going to help bob in the bad deal he made?
steve: this is no time for d-ck measuring, who did you do a bad deal with….
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