dick monkey
a d-ck monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their d-ck for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.
can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
dude, that chick is a total d-ck monkey.
ya’ cheese eating d-ck monkey!
one who swings from d-ck to d-ck, as a monkey on a tree would do.
brandon: do you hear about cody?
sam: what about him?
brandon: he broke up with tom to go out with jim
sam: he is such a d-ck monkey!
a way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the -ss. this expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. the words ‘d-ck’ and ‘monkey’ must be separated in some way (usually by a sp-ce) and cannot be one word. the word ‘monkey’ comes from the constant child-like behavior from a d-ck monkey.
my brother was annoying me so much last night… he was being a real d-ck monkey
1. one who swings and attempts to climb the d-ck of another. hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. any old f-ckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.
1. quit sweatin me, ya m-th- ph-kkin d-ckmonkey.
2. move the old and busted out of my way, d-ckmonkey.
like d-cks in his or her face and is like a monkey
like a monkey of d-cks is a d-ck monkey
a man who has frequent noncommital s-x with his girlfriends mom
brad and jess broke up.
why?
because he was her mom’s d-ck monkey.
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