Dick Swaddler
(noun) one who’s p-n-s is flashed to men with no shame, boundaries, or hesitation.
palmer: wow, elliot is so nasty. he is always flashing his d-ck at poeple.
nick: ya, he’s quite the d-ck swaddler.
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