Dildo Abuse
the act of using a d-ld- so much that it grinds down to nothing. a d-ld- abuser is often a sl-tty mother who loves to bash herself silly with a large range of abnormally large d-ld-s.
usually collects many spares in her bottom drawer just so “friends” can find them. danger = wetter
matts mother considers abusing the d-ld- her duty, call of
jack: check this picture out man it;s amazing
naj: what the f-ck whoever has that many d-ld-s is a dirty dirty sl-t (walks into wall..idiot)
matty: that is serious d-ld- abuse man (just as his liver gives up and he dies) who the f-ck has all that sh-t
matt: i recognise that big black one, i think they’re my mums
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