dinoplostrich
a combination of a dinosaur, an airplane, and an ostrich. dinoplostri like pear pie and the color pikablaa. the arch nemisis of the dinoplostrich is the dinosaur.
person 1: yo! look! it’s a dinosaur!
person 2: no, dude. it’s a dinoplostrich.
dinoplostrich: i want pear pie
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