Dirty Larkin
the act of defecating on a woman’s chest, spelling “donner” with your sh-t, then t-tty f-cking her. when you reach your climax, -j-c-l-t- in a the shape of an l on top of the sh-t.
dude i heard tim gave will a dirty larkin last night! i totally saw that “c-mming”.
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