when a midget gets his face stuck in a girl’s -ss while tossing her salad
what your mom got from the midget in me, myself, and irene
when you are squatting over a girls face naked while she is sleeping, like a little leprechaun with your -ssh-l- spread open. next, you throw a pint of guiness in her face to wake her up, then she wakes up immediately slamming her face into your -sshole.
my wife was sleeping last night and i decided to give her a dirty leprechaun.
when you are f-ck-ng a chick doggystyle, you pick your nose and wipe it underneath her nose, hence giving her a green mustache aka the dirty leprechaun!!!
dude… i was nutting my wife from behind last night and i had this greener i fished outta my nose and gave her a dirty leprechaun!
the number of g-d. its counterpart is the number 666, also known as the mark of the beast. 777 is a lucky number because its the number of g-d. one interpretation is simply that 666 represents humankind in general because of the special significance that the number has in the bible. six is known as […]
- dirty mind syndrome
dirty mind syndrome n. abr. dms something usually experienced by those for whom s-x is a large part of every-day life. basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it. normal girl: “so i took hold of this big pole-” person with dms: “yeah, i […]
- sweaty bed monkey
your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making. my sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.
- dirty pep
the art of poon licking. as said in play by david banner, “lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl”. feels oh so delicious, like a peppermint swirl. “yo baby, let me get that dirty pep tonight!”
- happy that!
like roger that but with happy instead. acknowledge happiness in something. hey !guess what. i just got a raise! oh wow happy that!