a young urbanite individual who lives at home and chooses to stay out to the wee hours partying and then comes home to there mom yelling out the window, disappointed and aggravated.
raymond, “you dirty little stay out!” where have you been all night!?
- white girl freaky
willing to do all the things that black men say black women won’t do during s-x. head, deep throat, sloppy head, -n-l, prostate m-ssages. i am white girl freaky for suuuuure!
- the mad donkey
when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he’s about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to ‘buckaroo’ and creates great -rg-sms all round. hey brad, i nailed that chick from the bar last night. we had some amazing s-x, i managed […]
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- april 2
national buy a new d-ld- day. -guy walks into store- -asks what on sale every april 2nd- -buts a d-ld- and meets the clerk around back for testing-
- whisker kisses
when a girl with a full on pubic bush gyrates her p-ssy all around your face gently stroking your cheeks, nose and chin with her p-b-s and leaving scents of her hot, fresh aromas for you to savor. i love whisker kisses from a chick with a 70s style bush. grandpas face smelled a little […]