Dishragged
the feminine equivalent of teabagging; whereby female genetalia are used to smack someone in the face, giving the sensation of being dabbed with a warm, wet dishrag. oftentimes leaving a residue.
you: your dog dishragged me!
me: what?!?
you: when i woke up to your dog, taffy trying to hump my face, it felt like being smacked on the cheeck with a sloppy, wet dishrag.
to get absolutely and positively owned, used, or abused. to be tossed down like a used dish rag after the dishes have been done. generally used in the contexts of american football, fighting, and relationships.
1)”wow, that running back just got dish-ragged by that middle linebacker.”
2)”rampage just dish-ragged that chump who tried to charge him.”
3)”man, joe’s girlfriend just dish-ragged his -ss and left him for another dude.”
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